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“The Abstinence”
Seinfeld episode

George studies in the coffee shop.
Episode no. Season 8
Episode 143
Written by David Mandel
Directed by Andy Ackerman
Guest stars Bob Odenkirk, Derek Jeter, Bernie Williams, Brenda Strong, Debra Jo Rupp, Alex Trebek, Kyle Gass & David Letterman
Original airdate November 21, 1996
Season 8 episodes
Seinfeld - Season 8
September 1996 - May 1997
  1. "The Foundation"
  2. "The Soul Mate"
  3. "The Bizarro Jerry"
  4. "The Little Kicks"
  5. "The Package"
  6. "The Fatigues"
  7. "The Checks"
  8. "The Chicken Roaster"
  9. "The Abstinence"
  10. "The Andrea Doria"
  11. "The Little Jerry"
  12. "The Money"
  13. "The Comeback"
  14. "The Van Buren Boys"
  15. "The Susie"
  16. "The Pothole"
  17. "The English Patient"
  18. "The Nap"
  19. "The Yada Yada"
  20. "The Millennium"
  21. "The Muffin Tops"
  22. "The Summer of George"
List of Seinfeld episodes

"The Abstinence" is the 143rd episode of the American sitcom Seinfeld. David Mandel (born 1971 is an executive producer of Curb Your Enthusiasm, and one of the producers of the teen-comedy Eurotrip. Robert Andrew “Andy” Ackerman is a director and producer who is best known for his work on Seinfeld, The New Adventures of Old Robert "Bob" Odenkirk (born October 22, 1962) is an American Comedian, Actor, Writer, director and Derek Sanderson Jeter (ˈʤitɚ born June 26 1974 is an American Major League Baseball player Bernabé Figueroa Williams (born September 13 1968 is a Puerto Rican former Major League Baseball Outfielder and a Guitar -playing Brenda Lee Strong (born March 25, 1960) is an American Actress and Yoga instructor best known for her role as Mary Alice Young Debra Jo Rupp (born February 24, 1951) is an American television actress perhaps best known for her role as Kitty Forman on the long-running George Alexander "Alex" Trebek (born July 22 1940 is an Emmy Award -winning Canadian - American Kyle Richard Gass (born July 14, 1960) also known as KG or Kage is an American Actor and a member of the bands Tenacious D David Michael Letterman (born April 12, 1947) is an American late-night Talk show host and Comedian and the host since 1993 Events 164 BC - Judas Maccabaeus, son of Mattathias of the Hasmonean family restores the Temple in Jerusalem. Year 1996 ( MCMXCVI) was a Leap year starting on Monday (link will display full 1996 Gregorian calendar) "The Foundation" is the 135th Episode of the American Television Sitcom Seinfeld. "The Soul Mate" is the 136th Episode of the American Television Sitcom Seinfeld. "The Bizarro Jerry" is the 137th Episode of the American Television Sitcom Seinfeld. "The Little Kicks" is the 138th Episode of the American Television Sitcom Seinfeld. "The Fatigues" is the 140th episode of the hit sitcom Seinfeld. "The Checks" is the 141st episode of the sitcom Seinfeld. "The Chicken Roaster" is the 142nd episode of the sitcom Seinfeld. "The Andrea Doria" is the 144th episode of American television sitcom Seinfeld. "The Little Jerry" is the 145th episode of the sitcom Seinfeld. "The Money" is the 146th episode of the hit sitcom Seinfeld. "The Van Buren Boys" is the 148th episode of the hit sitcom Seinfeld, and name of a New York Street gang. "The Susie" is the 149th episode of the hit sitcom Seinfeld. "The Pothole" is the 150th episode of the sitcom Seinfeld. "The Nap" is the 152nd episode of the hit sitcom Seinfeld. "The Yada Yada" is the 153rd episode of the American NBC sitcom Seinfeld. "The Muffin Tops" is the 155th episode of the sitcom Seinfeld. "The Summer of George" is the 156th episode of the sitcom Seinfeld. This is an episode list of the United States sitcom Seinfeld, created by Jerry Seinfeld and Larry David. For the Stratovarius album see Episode (album. An episode is a part of a Dramatic work such as a serial television The United States of America —commonly referred to as the Seinfeld is an American Situation comedy, or sitcom that originally aired on NBC from July 5 1989 to May 14 1998 lasting nine seasons This was the 9th episode for the 8th season. It was originally broadcast on the NBC network on November 21, 1996. The National Broadcasting Company ( NBC) is an American Television network headquartered in the GE Building in New York City's Events 164 BC - Judas Maccabaeus, son of Mattathias of the Hasmonean family restores the Temple in Jerusalem. Year 1996 ( MCMXCVI) was a Leap year starting on Monday (link will display full 1996 Gregorian calendar)

Plot

George's girlfriend has mononucleosis and he can't have sex with her for six weeks. George Louis Costanza is a Fictional character in the United States -based television sitcom Seinfeld (1989&ndash1998 Infectious mononucleosis, also known as Pfeiffer's disease, mono (in The United States of America) and more commonly known as glandular Elaine has met a doctor who has almost gotten his license to practice. Elaine Marie Benes is a Fictional character on the American television sitcom Seinfeld (1989&ndash1998 played by Julia Louis-Dreyfus Jerry agrees to appear at career day at his former junior high school, but he is bumped back because the children love the zoo worker, then when he is about to go on there is a fire drill. Jerome "Jerry" Seinfeld is the main Protagonist on the United States television sitcom Seinfeld ( 1989 Kramer lights up a cigar in Monk's and is asked to leave. Cosmo Kramer is a character on the American television sitcom Seinfeld (1989–1998 played by Michael Richards. He meets others on the street who face his dilemma so he opens up his apartment as a smoking lounge.

Jerry's agent gets him a whole assembly at the school. George's lack of sex makes his mind sharper, he is learning new things quickly, he is now "smart". Elaine learns how much her doctor boyfriend doesn't know about medicine when he is unable to help a diner customer experiencing a medical emergency. She uses George's technique of abstinence to help him study to get his license, but in the process she becomes stupid. Later in the episode, she begs Jerry to have sex with her again, because she wants to clear her mind. When Jerry turns her down because the situation is "too weird", she then asks him if Kramer is home.

Kramer has had too much smoke, his face becomes leathery and "hideous". Jerry struggles to figure out how to fill two hours in front of a junior high crowd. George however creates a presentation for Jerry's assembly. He uses his newfound intellect to give batting advice to New York Yankee players Derek Jeter and Bernie Williams, and to learn Portuguese. The New York Yankees are a professional baseball team based in the borough of The Bronx, in New York City, New York. Derek Sanderson Jeter (ˈʤitɚ born June 26 1974 is an American Major League Baseball player Bernabé Figueroa Williams (born September 13 1968 is a Puerto Rican former Major League Baseball Outfielder and a Guitar -playing Portuguese ( or língua portuguesa) is a Romance language that originated in what is now Galicia (Spain and northern Portugal. Kramer sees his lawyer Jackie Chiles about a case against the tobacco company for ruining his good looks, as his looks are his livelihood. Jackie Chiles is a fictional Attorney portrayed by American Actor Phil Morris in the NBC Sitcom Seinfeld He gets a settlement without Jackie's input, it turns out he gets a billboard with his face on it in Times Square. Times Square is a major intersection in Manhattan, New York City at the junction of Broadway and Seventh Avenue and stretching from West

George calculates the odds of having sex with a Portuguese waitress, he decides that statistically, he has to do it. The Portuguese people (os Portugueses literally the Portuguese) are the Ethnic group or Nation native to the country of Portugal, in the west He arrives at the school and meets Jerry, behaving stupidly. Jerry realizes that George has had sex, so he can no longer go do his presentation, Jerry goes out and is greeted by boos. Elaine's boyfriend gets his license and dumps her, leaving her sexually frustrated.

Trivia

External links

The Abstinence at the Internet Movie Database

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