Yankovic had four main parody ideas that were refused. They include:
| Track |
Title |
Length |
(Style) Parody of |
Description |
| 1 |
"Amish Paradise" (A. " Amish Paradise " is a single by parodist "Weird Al" Yankovic. Ivey, Jr. , L. Sanders, D. Rasheed, S. Wonder, Yankovic) |
3:20 |
"Gangsta's Paradise" by Coolio |
About an Amish man who raps about his lifestyle. Gangsta's Paradise is the second Album by rapper Coolio, released on November 21, 1995. Artis Leon Ivey Jr (born August 1 1963 better known by his Stage name Coolio, is a Grammy Award -winning American Rapper and The Amish (ˈɑːmɪʃ are members of an Anabaptist Christian denomination best known for Simple living, Plain dress and resisting modern conveniences |
| 2 |
"Everything You Know is Wrong" (Yankovic) |
3:48 |
Style parody of They Might Be Giants |
About an unusual sequence of events, the title being a parody of Firesign Theatre album. They Might Be Giants (commonly abbreviated to TMBG) is an American Alternative rock band which began as a duo of John Flansburgh and John The Firesign Theatre is a Comedy troupe consisting of Phil Austin, Peter Bergman, David Ossman, and Philip Proctor. |
| 3 |
"Cavity Search" (Bono, U2, Yankovic) |
4:19 |
"Hold Me, Thrill Me, Kiss Me, Kill Me" by U2 |
About a man's painful visit to the dentist |
| 4 |
"Callin' In Sick" (Yankovic) |
3:40 |
A style parody of "Come As You Are" and "Lithium" by Nirvana |
About a lazy man feigning illness to skip work. Cavity Search is a song by parody artist "Weird Al" Yankovic. " Hold Me Thrill Me Kiss Me Kill Me " is a 1995 single by U2 from the Batman Forever soundtrack album Callin' In Sick is a song by parody artist "Weird Al" Yankovic. |
| 5 |
"The Alternative Polka" |
4:50 |
Polka Medley |
A polka medley including the following alternative rock songs:
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| 6 |
"Since You've Been Gone" (Yankovic) |
1:22 |
Style parody of Rockapella |
Discusses a man's feelings after a break-up, at the end, ironically saying, "I feel almost as bad as I did when you were still here" |
| 7 |
"Gump" (Chris Ballew, The Presidents of the United States of America, Yankovic) |
2:10 |
Lump by The Presidents of the United States of America |
About the story of Forrest Gump. Polka Medleys are the trademark of American Singer, Musician, satirist, Parodist, Songwriter, and Accordionist Polka Medleys are the trademark of American Singer, Musician, satirist, Parodist, Songwriter, and Accordionist " Loser " is a song by the Alternative rock musician Beck. Beck' s birth name was Bek see the sources given This is not a typo and should not be changed without good reason "Sex Type Thing" was the debut single released by the rock band Stone Temple Pilots in 1992 off their Debut album Core Stone Temple Pilots (commonly referred to as " STP " is a Grammy Award -winning American rock band consisting of Scott Weiland " All I Wanna Do " is a song performed by Sheryl Crow and written by David Baerwald Bill Bottrell, Wyn Cooper, Sheryl Crow and Kevin Sheryl Suzanne Crow (born February 11, 1962) is an American Singer-songwriter and Musician. " Closer " (also known as Halo 9) is a song written by Trent Reznor and featured on the 1994 Nine Inch Nails album " Bang and Blame " is a song by the United States Alternative rock group R REM is an American rock band formed in Athens, Georgia, in 1980 by Michael Stipe ( lead vocals) Peter Buck ( Guitar " You Oughta Know " is a Grammy -winning song written by Alanis Morissette and Glen Ballard, and produced by Ballard for Morissette's third Alanis Nadine Morissette (born June 1 1974 is a Canadian-born Singer-songwriter, Record producer, and Actress. " Bullet with Butterfly Wings " is a song by American Alternative rock band The Smashing Pumpkins. The Smashing Pumpkins are an American Alternative rock band that formed in Chicago, Illinois in 1988 " My Friends " is a song by the Red Hot Chili Peppers and the fourth track on their 1995 album One Hot Minute. Red Hot Chili Peppers are " I'll Stick Around " is the third single released by the Foo Fighters from their self titled debut album Foo Fighters. Foo Fighters is an American Alternative rock and Post-grunge band formed by singer/guitarist Dave Grohl in 1995 " Black Hole Sun " is a song by the American rock band Soundgarden, released in 1994 as the third single from the band's fourth studio album Superunknown " Basket Case " is a song by Green Day from its third album Dookie. Green Day is an American rock trio The " WAY Moby Polka " previously known as " The Ear Booker Polka " and " The Poodle Hat Polka " is a piece of music that is always the Rockapella is an American A cappella musical group best known for their series of Folgers Coffee commercials and the Where in the World is Carmen Gump is a song by "Weird Al" Yankovic. It is a parody of " Lump " by The Presidents of the United States of America and also parodies The Presidents of the United States of America, commonly referred to as simply The Presidents, PotUSA or PUSA, is a Grammy -nominated The Presidents of the United States of America, commonly referred to as simply The Presidents, PotUSA or PUSA, is a Grammy -nominated Forrest Gump (born June 6, 1943 in Greenbow, Alabama) is a fictional character who first appears in the 1986 Eponymous novel |
| 8 |
"I'm So Sick of You" (Yankovic) |
3:26 |
Style Parody of Elvis Costello. Elvis Costello (born Declan Patrick MacManus 25 August 1954 is an English Musician and Singer-songwriter, with Irish ancestry Chorus lines have a similarity to "(I'm Not Your) Steppin' Stone" by The Monkees |
About the singer's girlfriend and her odious personal habits. For the group's self-titled album see The Monkees (album. For the TV series see The Monkees (TV series. |
| 9 |
"Syndicated Inc." (Dave Pirner, Yankovic) |
3:54 |
"Misery" by Soul Asylum |
About a family's devotion to syndicated television. Syndicated Inc is a song by musical artist "Weird Al" Yankovic. " Misery " is a 1995 song performed by the Minneapolis rock band Soul Asylum. Soul Asylum is an American Alternative rock band that formed in Minneapolis, Minnesota in 1983. |
| 10 |
"I Remember Larry" (Yankovic) |
3:56 |
Style parody of Hilly Michaels, the melody also bears some similarity to "See the Constellation" by They Might Be Giant |
About a cruel neighborhood prankster (possibly a bully) named Larry (who performed such cruel gags as poisoning Al's lawn with toxic waste, to chopping Al's car in half), and how much the singer misses him after his death, until it is revealed that Al was the one who murdered him. " I Remember Larry " is an original song by parody artist "Weird Al" Yankovic. Contains a backmasked message at 3:10, "Wow, you must have an awful lot of free time on your hands. " |
| 11 |
"Phony Calls" (Organized Noize, Marqueze Etheridge, Lisa "Left Eye" Lopes, Yankovic) |
3:22 |
"Waterfalls" by TLC |
About the dangers of prank calling. Phony Calls is a song by artist "Weird Al Yankovic. It is a parody of TLC 's song Waterfalls. " Waterfalls " is a 1995 R&B hit single by female trio TLC off of their sophomore album CrazySexyCool, and the group's TLC was a Grammy Award -winning American Contemporary R&B, hip hop and pop group consisting of Tionne "T-Boz" Watkins A prank call also known as a hoax call, phone scam or phony phone call, is a form of Practical joke committed over the Telephone Contains an audio clip from The Simpsons featuring one of Bart Simpson's many prank calls to Moe's Tavern. Bartholomew J "Bart" Simpson is a character in the animated television series The Simpsons Description Dark and described by Dr Hibbert 's daughter as smelling "like tinkle " the inside of the bar is dank and spare |
| 12 |
"The Night Santa Went Crazy" (Yankovic) |
4:03 |
Modeled on Soul Asylum's "Black Gold". " The Night Santa Went Crazy " is an original song by "Weird Al" Yankovic. " Black Gold " is a 1993 single performed by the Minneapolis rock band Soul Asylum. Beginning is very close to the beginning to "Mama, I'm Coming Home" by Ozzy Osbourne |
A Christmas-themed song about Santa Claus finally snapping and embarking on a killing spree. Santa Claus, also known as Saint Nicholas, Father Christmas, Kris Kringle, or simply " Santa " is the |